Take a look at this write up, its just the irony of life in Nigeria (must read )

I write jamb = Boko haram, I go University = Strike, I no go school = Poverty, I wan travel by air = Plane crash, I travel by sea = Militants, I travel by road = Accident, I go out to relax = Kidnappers, I go Bank = Armed Robbers, Make i enter bus 4 Nyanya Motor park Abuja = Bomb blast, I vex use leg go village = witchcraft, I dey house = No work, I go work = Low Salary, I de room = No light. Make i marry = No money... I even shake person = Ebola. But Despite All Dis U're Still Living Αnd still breathing If U know U're among da living... then God is great