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Thursday, October 10, 2013

three reasons for an increase in salary

A maid wanted a salary raise.
Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise.
Maid: I can cook Better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, second reason?
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, and the third reason?
Maid: I'm also better in bed than you.
"This time Madam was furious & was getting ready to break her
head"
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the driver told me I'm better in bed than you are.

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